I Can't Help It That God Made Me Fab

"This is Lilly. Sorry I'm not here right now, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you."

Dear Lilly,

I know that right now you are having the time of your life and relishing in how fabulous you are. Yeah, we both know that we're pretty damn fabulous and awesome. There's no argument about there. However, being somewhat older than you -- and having been on the losing end of the learning curve -- there are some things I need to tell you for your own good.

Trust me on this.

First and foremost -- stay the fuck away from Aaron Echolls! I cannot stress this enough. The man is evil incarnate. I know that right now, it's hard to believe, but I promise you that he is a very evil bastard. He hurts Logan all of the time, and he'll hurt you, too -- worse than you or anyone else can ever imagine. Him hurting you will tear apart a lot of people; Duncan, Logan and Veronica most of all. Just stay as far away from his as possible, Lil.

Second, don't cheat on Logan -- and don't let him cheat on you. The two of you love each other and need to stop being such assholes about it.

Third, never forget that Veronica Mars really is your best friend in the entire world. She'd go through Hell for you -- so don't make her ahve to. Also, your brother is a dork and she really could do so much better than him. Help her see that and find her something worthy of who she is.

Love,
Lilly


Muse: Lilly Kane
Fandom: Veronica Mars
Words: 252

023 - Do you believe in an Afterlife? What do you expect to find when you get there?

*laughs*

You're asking me, the girl who was murdered by her boyfriend's father and is hanging around to keep an eye on her friends... if I believe in an Afterlife?

Yeah, I guess I believe in an Afterlife. I mean, there's something on this side of death, you know? Death obviously isn't the end of things, or else I wouldn't still be here.

I don't know what I was expecting of the Afterlife, but then again, I didn't expect to be exploring it this soon, either.

Right now, I don't expect to find anyone I care about in the Afterlife. They are still alive and I hope nothing happens anytime soon that changes that.

If anything -- or anyone -- does change that?

Well, I'm Lilly Kane.

I'll find a way to make them sorry.


Muse: Lilly Kane
Fandom: "Veronica Mars"
Words: 135

You're fucking kidding me, right? My greatest loss? Well, gee, that really doesn't take a genius to figure out. How about the fact that I'm dead now? I really don't think that any loss is greater than the fact that I lost my life. I mean, I really was awesome and then it was all taken from me by some actor on a God kick.

I may act like I don't give a damn, but you know, I am really pissed off that I'm dead. I had plans... a lot of plans! There were all kinds of things I wanted to do and places I wanted to go. I was sixteen. Sixteen! No girl should be killed like that... especially when she's young and hot.

The one thing that makes it bearable?

My brother made the bastard pay when the justice system failed and let him go. He made sure that he got justice -- or vengeance -- for me. The murdering bastard won't be hurting anyone else.

So, my greatest loss?

How about my life?

Is that great enough for you?


Muse: Lilly Kane
Fandom: Veronica Mars
Word Count: 183

I have so many answers that I could use for that question. After all, I have been called many, many things -- most of them true.

I'm a sinner. I'm a saint. I will not be ashamed.

I'm Lilly. Lilly Kane. The Awesome Kane and I really was awesome. God made me fab and there were so many things that I planned to do.

Yes, people, I said was and were.

See, I'm dead now. I had my head bashed in by my boyfriend's father. Ain't that a bitch?

The wrong man was convicted of my murder and to most people, that was that. The real killer would have gotten away with murder if it hadn't been for one person.

My best friend. Veronica Mars.

Who am I?

Lilly Kane, most awesome dead girl of Neptune. Death hasn't slowed me down any, so try to keep up.


Muse: Lilly Kane
Fandom: "Veronica Mars"
Words: 160